In The Box To The LEFT!

EVERYTHING You Own In The Box to the LEFT! This is a BASKET, not a box, my boyfriends BASKET at that! As we near the end of the month and some sorry assed BITCHES have to pack up & HEAVE, WEAVE & HEY HO and UHAUL, my arse is firmly planted right here Y'ALL! That's right, me and my CREW Y'ALL we're headin' up the DList TORONTO Tour...loads of surprises, sexy sizzlin' New York MEAT right up in you face....sweet dj's, famous freaks & lovelies are about to invade TORONTO en mass from NYC. Don't Ya Wish Your Boyfriend was a FREAK like ME? Wish & Dream ON! Press On...SUPERSTEIN is rolling out the factory....we're right thrilled with the way everyhting is going...the shmutah hit's the stores Tuesday January 2 2007. So Have A Happy New Year.....JOYCE...I appologize in advance but I'm right busy & my posts on here are gonna slow down DOLL....Allo Police should be Chock Full O Gossip for you to gobble up with your steamy all dresssss! OVAH! OUT!

DList Is Comin' To TOWN...get NAUGHTY!

As I've been slowly telling people the DList grows....so long indeed that they are making a TORONTO STOP On the TOUR! You're Welcome...BITCHES! That's all the NEWS you COWS are getting now...go join DList or get DLost! L8RRR....oh I hope JOYCE from Montreal can make it.....hey JOYCE are you REJOYCING......for FRENCH HANG UP FOR REAL ALREADY!

CHRISTMAS KISSES FOR MY BOYS, HO'S & BITCHES!

It's CHRISTMAS TIME FOR THE SUPERSTEIN'S!

GET IT UP! Mount me if you must...just don't kiss me!

OK sluts that's the BRAWN in SUPERSTEIN so don't FUCK with us ya heard! John Walke, yeah me...I'm the voice in your head...that's me serving at boutique letrou, the only shop in Canada with SUPERSTEIN. I got kissed by a dj last night...Dr. BAGGY liplocked me & XMAS HOPPED me, BOPPED me and then some ME, with his SEXY Sizzlin' dj DREW who knew! And finally I serve ALL ME! BOO YA & LOVE YA I LOVE YA ALL! (Right!) Now go get a life ALREADY!

It's CHRISTMAS TIME For the SUPERSTEIN'S!

O.K. everyone...last night at the GLADSTONE HOTEL dj Dr. Baggie & dj DREW threw down a major Old School Hip Hop night & it was FIERCE! The crowd was delish, sexy & stylish but lacked a certain number of FIERCE QUEENS. I heard everyone was exhasuted from the countdown for when would Junior Vasquez would get to his gig, apparently very late! NO PHONE CALLS....NO EMAILS, 'cause I'll Push You Down The Stairs Backwards! Book Frankie Knuckles and you'll see who the Real Master is. WHY anyone HYPES JUNIOR still behooves me, he's sooooo 15 years ago already & for real when are we going to start to blaze local talent? I'm sure all guns are aimed at Gairey Brown and all are exclaiming.."SHE IS OVAH!" HOLD UP.....Gairey Brown works hard at what he does, if ya AXE me he justed booked the wrong dj, but I'm sure everything else was FIERCE as GAIREY BROWN is always so quick to quote, he works his way, I work mine, we are all individuals HELLO! JUNIOR'S tardiness is not GAIREY'S fault, the dj has a reputation, if he lets people down and is late, it's a reflection of the dj, not the promoter. This is not the first gig Mr. JUNIOR has left his fans disappointed, most likely it will not be his last, but I am hopeful because I know there is so much raw talent boiling over that I think I hear the kettle whistlin'! There's so much work that goes in to keeping ALL Y'ALL entertained never mind happy....don't hate the PLAYER, hate the GAME! Throw a party yourself, add to the scene...it's WORK...not just PLAY! I'm dropping a slew of pics for you's to feast on. I'm tired...been a long month...no need for anyone to call me & tell me this & that about my blog because I'll tell you in advance...I've REJOICED and the colour of my SEASON is transparent....I can see right through All Y'All, above, around & beyond Y'ALL...for I , well...I'm just me! L8RRR BITCHES & HO HO HO'S! PS. GAIREY BROWN IS SOOOO FIERCE...FOR REAL! Again...check GAIREY'S footwear...that about says says it all! MAY PEACE PREVAIL ON JOYCE! I wish everyone a MARY CHRISTMAS & HAPPY NEW YEAR! The New Years DRAMA....I'm not touching that, we're very busy silk screening, heavy into production and SUPERSTEIN is being packed & shipped as I type.....the web site is being swirled off shore by a creative geenyus, the sweat shop is sweatin' & we'll Keep On Truckin'!

REPRESENTING!

WE REPRESENT ALL THE COLOURS YOU KOOKY BASTARDS....all the REALNESS....all the NESS you MESSES can muster....we NESS YOU! Merci! For French HANG UP!

Note to JOYCE....REJOICE us or simply don't bother!

It's my choice JOYCE...and I choose NOT...I don't know much about Hair but my clothes look FIERCE!

BOO YAH CRAZY BITCHES!

THIS is GAIRY BROWN. WHAT CAN BROWN DO FOR YOU? SHE IS FIERCE & RULING! SHE OOZES OF ALL THIS, ALL THAT & THEN A LITTLE BIT MORE! She daintily walks the line of FIERCE one foot at a time! Look at her F--king FOOTWEAR HELLO! She has more security to make us feel safer, the mints at the bar are to save the dance floor from gum....who knew....never one to HORK gum on a dance floor myself but not everyone is as elegant as I. Gairy is doing a major Throw Down a la Junior Vasquez Dec. 22, this FRIDAY at FLY....check it! BROWN will be SERVING not SWERVING! EDEN DARLING! The colour of the SEASON....SMOKED LICORICE...shades of BLACK, BLACK, BLACK and more BLACK....with matte lips...bugged out MOD EYELINER IN BLACK and then more BLACK...with the slightest glimpse of BROWN...'cause BLACK DON'T CRACK....now is that perfectly clear....GAIRY BROWN IS FIERCE, GAIRY BROWN IS FIERCELY BLACK, how about that! SEXY'S BLACK & BROWN & WHITE & YELLOW & all the SHADES....but SEXY'S BACK JOYCE...now F--king REJOYCE already! YA HEARD! The other SHADE of the SEASON is TRANSPARENT...because JOYCE is ALL SEASONS!

SHMUTAH SMUTT!

SHMUTAH SIZZLED!

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SO YEAH...LIKE RABIES BITCH!

Well it's really late, 3:43 Mother Fucking a.m. & I have an 8a.m...won't be pretty but no doubt spectacular. The pictures speak a thousand words so read between the lines tonight 'cause this BITCH is 'tween the sheets in a heart beat.ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! G'Night All Y'All!
That's Ron, Matt, Maha & HRH Brun!Then there's Louis, Superstein & Jean Paul & purple jeans workin', Then there's the SWEET D.J., That's Simply MAHALICOUS!, and finally it Don't Matter if you're Black or White or SUPERSTEIN...just be! May Peace Prevail on EARTH Y'ALL!

SUPERSTEIN SPREADS LIKE RABIES!

SUPERSTEIN TAKES OVER CHINA TOWN Y'ALL!

SUPERSTEIN LEGAL TENDER...INKS STILL WET, 1st one off the PRESS & the full first RUN! That would be John & Ron....a full days work we cranked out in an hour and a half! We WORK!

Just One More Go-See!

Well I believe these about say it all. WEAVE one or two more Go-See's to get the GLAM and then we're ready for the GRAND SLAM! Simon Rojas did these awesome grafix, not only can the man swirl some sick HOUSE, skills for Days. LATER ALL Y'ALL...I'm right busy!

The SHMAMPLES are being cut & sewn, knit one & pearl 69!

I can't get it up.....UGH....the grafix Y'All. So this post was supposed to be the awesome artwork for the invitations but instead it's G'night! MAY PEACE PREVAIL ON EARTH!

SUPERSTEIN IS GONNA SPREAD 'EM WIDE!

Hey Y'All...been real busy as of late, not alot of time for this because there's patterns to cut, samples to silkscreen & sew and a show to plan. There's alot going on in Toronto so far be it from me to tell any of you where to go....well you can all go SHOPPING I guess. I've been networking on the DList & I must say it's a karmic breath of fresh air to touch base with ART FAGS worldwide. This site is quite groovy I must say, some Older Faggots whine on it that it's like a Gay MySpace, and it has too many Steven Cajucaro ( that's not how you spell it but you know the mug on her & that voice...Heaven Sent!) look alikes which I love by the way....but it has opened my eyes to a place I've wanted to visit, if I can't have an awesome scene in Toronto in an instant then I can have it on the net. The scene in Toronto is getting a bit better....so add to the CITY don't take away from it. PEACE Y'All....! Sunday December 17, REMINGTON'S 379 Yonge St. Toronto, CANADA dj Simon Rojas will be serving screechin' HOUSE all night long!

SHMUTAH...From Rags To Runway!

Looks Like Weave got Another One...Sunday December 17, 379 Yonge St. REMINGTONS. Later Y'All....May Peace Prevail On Earth!

La Isla MADONNA!

O.K. last nights MADONNA VERONICA LOUISE CHICCONE PENN RICHIE concert was off the HOOKER! If everyone isn't out today in a mauve lycra bodysuit bedazzled fer days & breakin' out in fits of HUNG UP then I'll just be carrying on with my day. LOVED IT! Everyone must ckeck out www.thefarmonmainstreet.com it's the way coolest awesome CRAFTY thing around...it's run by New Yorks SEXY SULTRY Daniel Cartier & Crew and it's somethin'. You can hear Daniels sweet tunes at myspace.com/danielcartier. I really like his vocals...he's a scruffy dish of GORGEOUS lathered in LOVE...LOVE HIM! For me I'm right busy with the organizing of SHMATAH...from Rags to Runway....we'll be hoppin' 'round the Hanukah Bush this year is alls is I'm say sayin' you know what I'm say sayin'? It's so SUNNY and we're blessed with the awesome Fall Colours still...they rock...take a moment to look around you City People...it's a GORGEOUS WORLD! If you can in this life help others, if you can't don't hurt them. May PEACE Prevail On Earth!

RUN BITCHES...THEM IS GUN SHOTS I HEAR!

OK Toronto now you are really pissing me off.....on my way from one project to another I'm at Shuter St & Church heading to Victoria & what to everyones HORROR is a hail of bullets....RUSH HOUR........ MOTHER FUCKERS! I am PISSED, everything aside it looks like this one's getting a FLAME THROWER for Christmas. I don't want to RANT on this blog but let's get real....if you know me you're going to listen to me! This VIOLENCE is for real...in our faces everyday on every street...we are only igorant & naive to think otherwise. WAKE THE HELL UP. TAKE BACK THE STREETS....I'm one crazy Mother Fucker you don't want to come across if I'm not Feelin' Ya! BE SAFE PEOPLE!

TORONTO ARE YOU SERIOUS?

OR ARE YOU TURKEY, WHAT'S UP JOYCE.....

Gettin' Settled & Editing!

Had a fantastic weekend....way too much to get in to now...and really not the time to be writing. BUSY today Y'All. Here's some pics from Simon Rojas sweet sexy Birthday Bash....was GORGEOUS! I'm through for now....maybe later today.....L8RRR! You know these things piss me off sometime....wait I'll try to add a photo of Simon...his wouldn't come out...tuff BITCH! OK now this blog is on CRACK...look there's me & Simon twice already....That's me & Simon, Me & Michael Trouble Wilson & Andrew....Muffin D'Amour who knew! Buncha' Frickin' Potatoes from N.B. if ya axe me!

Church Street Is Spilling Over? More Like Closing Down!

Go Away People. I read all the local rags here from cover to cover and it appears all Hell Broke Loose this Halloween on Church St. Please don't tell me even Halloween is starting to attract loads of heteros and their baby strollers, cameras, and then there's the desperatre trolls always out to photograph a bare naked titty. Oy Vey already. Personally I would have thought the closing of ACTION and Daniel Bellevance's up up & away routine would be good for Gossip, if not Cold Hard Facts....people are more concerned about the latest "Not Party" than being ripped off. Start palnning carefully All Y'All 'cause it's just about now that the Career Thieves that once tried to run our PARTY scene into the ground I might add...I'll be sniffin' the bastards out & they better pray not to show their faces in this community because I'll be on a bullhorn. But in all seriousness Folks...plan your New Years Eve well. The rumours to reopen ACTION have silenced any voice of the Gay Community in the event that these voices may need a venue in the future and ACTION won't close forever. Maybe that's how this city runs...on shade & lipservice. From my experience in Toronto there are very few people with Passion for the scene, it's full of DRUGS and I for one am a huge HEAD but all this other shit going around...CARRY ON....you'll all see how soon just how far down it brings you, and so many of you in this city call yourselves Professional...you are HYSTERICAL if nothing. TRUST! LATER! MUCHACHA MUCH!

It's Like Planning A Wedding HELLO!

Well Y'All...there is still no date being announced for the SUPERSTEIN event...but rumour has it that on Hanukah Eve there could be some colliding dreidels. OY VEY....I'm up to my elbows in patterns & samples....we're really excited & a little overwhelmed...PRESSURE is always building. At the sime time as the SUPERSTEIN throw down I'm going to give All Y'All a sneak peek at my never seen before ARCHIVES. SUPERMODELS like you ain't never seen them....one night only. Later....Bitches!

UGLY BETTY is on tonight....how awesome is that? My God I never had MOD purple braces...mine were just plain & hideous...I had no idea braces had become so FUNKY...I can only imagine the HEADGEAR of today! It's positively putrid outside...wet, dreary and a good night to stay in.

WURD UP!

Well here's a HAPPY picture of me...but stunning none the less....just got off the boat from Toronto island and that's some swirl-o-hair DUDE! SUPERSTEIN has me locked up daily making patterns & cutting samples, we've got quite a few on the rack, they fit & are ready to go to silkscreener then sample maker then runway. SCHMUTAH...from RAGS to RUNWAY...dates coming soon.
May Peace Prevail On Earth! Simon's Birthday is comin' this Saturday!

GAWD Bless AMERICAHHHH!

First of all this picture is my absolute favorite new photo...it's not the Flag Y'All so put yer shot guns down...it's Maha's t-shirt. Well it would appear some sun will shine upon America as Donald "Bombsfell" Rumsfeld resigns...the DEMOCRATS kick some arse and pound some Bush...Evangelical Freak Ted Haggard gets his oral fixation & new high from sucking on exhaust pipes of Hill Billies Pick Up Trucks, he gives Meth and Hookers a Hideous name...Britney Speared K-Fed and Alicia Keyes is fed up with all the Sick Attention Paid to people helping in Africa....key word HELPING...can I get a HOLLER! We are living in a world that creates words like Madoption over night, tension everywhere is out of control, yet somehow life is really amazing & precious...I'm Thankful that I'm in a place I love and all is safe and peaceful and yes indeed God Bless America for waking up a wee bit. UGH...and a reality check Y'All....America's Next Top Model is a Reality show & really has nothing to do with modeling....someone throw Tyra an ankle length poncho or a Trim Spa Campaign already...she's HUGE! I'm havin' a sandwich! G'night! Have a safe flight LIMP!

Can't help it...the Girl Can't help it...She makes Grandpa Feels like 21...Can't help it ...The GURL Can't help it!

We Don't Serve No SHRIMP & we ain't Givin' No BISCUIT & them ain't no Corn Chip Nail Tips HELLO!

WE ALL MARCH TOGETHER!

I'm literally speechless. Go to www.greygardensthemusical.com and if pictures are worth a thousand words then enlighten yo-selves. If you haven't seen the documentary then go get it. This people is Front Row Society. The December issue of Vanity Fair ROCKS. My GAWD, I've photographed Kate Moss, Linda Evangelista, Carolyn Murphy, Benjamin Lui, Todd Eberle, Bob Colacello, Brooke Astor, & Sylvia Miles all currently featured in ad campaigns or editorials. I'm busy at work on my book that everyone wonders about. What exactly does John do with all those photos that few have seen, you'll all see....we're done & going into the design stage of the book, then the printing & yadda yadda yadda. I'M STOKED, EVEN JUICED! May Peace Prevail On EarthY'All! Mama Used To Say Sayin'!

GOOD KARMA

Well with all the She-Nanigans going on in Club Land all is O.K. & jammin' fine with me. My Art Installations are going to be secured & once again at Hombre World Headquarters. Imagine my Sweet Charm even melts the Bailer & the Lawyer Mahn....PEACE! Mr. Gurda Bellanger is off like a Prom Dress to Mexico to throw down that MADNESS called LATIN FEVER. GURL....I know a little somethin' about Latin Fever...I'm in a sweat & have a permanent Temperature for the Peurto Rican boys if ya know what I'm say sayin'? Best of luck Gilles! In the event that any of you have a Hate-On for Gilles or Murray, it's not necessary. They tried along with lots of local talent to float a sinking ship...but the Captains (Daniel & David)didn't pay their bills so she SUNK. I applaud Gilles & Murray for the enormous effort...and for those of you who may think I'm kissing their arse because I did an Art Installation for them, well I'll be the first to say that I did those for the sheer thrill of having fun and doing my part, and I wouldn't kiss either of their arses even if they were full of oxygen & I was suffocating...HOMEY don't go there! I'm Professional & the last time I checked WHORE wasn't on my resume(Although it is my favorite word!). WURD! There was no pay involved, not because they didn't offer because they did, but because I wanted them to have something that is if not me, something very me at the entrance of their Much Applauded Huge Effort. Thank You to both of you for the wee bit of fun any of us may have had while you two were trying your best! Also I'd like to Thank those of you that commented on my installations....that's worth more and that's the kind of pay this HOOKER is after. ALIBI is jammin' on FRIDAY nights with local dj's DeKoze & JAMAL. It rocks till about 5am and it's a good sized space. VICE is bursting at the seams with the overflow of local HOMOS having one less Watering Hole to work. VICE is very big for the Church/Wellesley corner, the dance floor grows all the way back to the club if necessary....when it's packed it's CRAZY. There's lots of places to go...I'm not turning this into a "go here and go there"...you all go where ever you want. The only male Dancer bar in town is REMINGTONS for any locals or tourists it's at 379 Yonge St. Awesome Boys that span the Globe....a Gorgeous Spice Rack...come sample the Exotic Flavour. I've had a hard week Y'All....and it's only Tuesday...SWEET JESUS! Where's my Bobble Head? Well for those of Us that Always Party Like it's 1999...it's only Tuesday....which is like my Sunday...go figure.

PEACE...LOVE....AND HAIR GREASE! Later Bitches!

How Gorgeous Is Today Y'All? UGH LIMP leaves soon!

Just a quickie....as one T leaves another arrives...and all the trees change and look another season is upon us. Green T..What's the T? Plans for the GARDEN are gettin' planned....Oh my GAWD...Project Runway is on now...! GAG! Snort! OINK! Heave! Heidi-Ho!

"It's Just Wroang!"Eric Cartman. INSPIRATIONAL WURD! Can I Get An AhMahn?

Yesa Folks "It's Just Wroang!" With all these Turrble Wroangs going on in the WORLD let us not forget it is still a Beautiful Land. For all the Turds out there, TRUST there are far more PEARLS! It only makes sense that What Goes Around Comes Around, Fight Nature & It Bites you In The Arse......and in all reality we are not living in a World of SMUG! Listen to Hybrid HOUSE, Medicinal House.....HOUSE it up......friggin' Track 16..."Love & Happiness!" Music Makes The World Go 'Round, Spin Yours Out Of Control!..."If You Can In This Life Help Others....If You Can't Don't Hurt Them!" Wurd! John Walke