Monday, December 18, 2006

BOO YAH CRAZY BITCHES!


THIS is GAIRY BROWN. WHAT CAN BROWN DO FOR YOU? SHE IS FIERCE & RULING! SHE OOZES OF ALL THIS, ALL THAT & THEN A LITTLE BIT MORE! She daintily walks the line of FIERCE one foot at a time! Look at her F--king FOOTWEAR HELLO! She has more security to make us feel safer, the mints at the bar are to save the dance floor from gum....who knew....never one to HORK gum on a dance floor myself but not everyone is as elegant as I. Gairy is doing a major Throw Down a la Junior Vasquez Dec. 22, this FRIDAY at FLY....check it! BROWN will be SERVING not SWERVING! EDEN DARLING! The colour of the SEASON....SMOKED LICORICE...shades of BLACK, BLACK, BLACK and more BLACK....with matte lips...bugged out MOD EYELINER IN BLACK and then more BLACK...with the slightest glimpse of BROWN...'cause BLACK DON'T CRACK....now is that perfectly clear....GAIRY BROWN IS FIERCE, GAIRY BROWN IS FIERCELY BLACK, how about that! SEXY'S BLACK & BROWN & WHITE & YELLOW & all the SHADES....but SEXY'S BACK JOYCE...now F--king REJOYCE already! YA HEARD! The other SHADE of the SEASON is TRANSPARENT...because JOYCE is ALL SEASONS!