TIGER SCRATCHED & MIXED MY ASS OFF!

Party Boy Matt Simms gives GRILLLLZZZZ & GRRRLLLZZZZ a whole new meaning. I adore Matt....he's young, fun, respects his elders & is paaionate about all he does. He is the YOUTH QUAKE Toronto needs...LOVE HIM OR HATE HIM...I ADORE HIM, HE'S LADY SIMMS!

HOLLWOOD meets DOLLYWOOD meets AFRICAN LION SAFARI...MIZZZZZ MORGAN rocked my manties off....AFRO PUFFS on the DOLL has me staright off to my sewing machine, this BITCH needs GOWNS! SUPERSTEIN is on the way.

DJ TIGER STYLZZZ is THE REAL DEAL. A DJ of OLYMPIC SIZE PROPORTIONS, this pint sized MUTHA can BLOW! He's sweet, visually stunning, lives for music & the CHILDREN of the CORN...we're having TIGER BACK right away! "TIGER GOT YOUR TAIL...UH HUH!"

SUPERSTAR SUPERSTEIN brought the TWINS out for the night...I was all over the GRRRLLLZZZ! Now picture the LOVELY LADY in a SUPERSTEIN BIKINI...don't get me started.

DJ TIGER STYLZZZ & Todd....smilin' from ear to ear. We all had a great time...TIGERS sets are lively, sexy, singalongy & he loves what he does...AMEN!

My EASTER BOOS BASKET!

Tonight at LUB...DJ TIGER STYLZZZ, 487 CHURCH St...you know thr DRILL..if not order a PIZZA! L8's....MUSH!

THANK YOU LIMP & CREW!

Oh GRRRRLLLLZZZZ it was nothin, I have my own SWEATSHOP. Hey Hookers I'm up 13 pounds. L8RRR BITCHES!

These Just In..we give you COLOUR!

The FIERCE "LIMPWRISTED keeps it TWISTED & Dawn "DIVA" Robinson sings "What's the T?" at PALM SPRINGS White Party in anything but WHITE...please!

The LIMPWRISTED CREW & LIMP have a FIT of DANCE!

DAWN ROBINSON....so FIERCE

CHOCOLATE SUPERSTEIN...I'LL HAVE TEN IN SEMI SWEET!


The Xtravaganza's VOGUE with Dawn Robinson at the WHITE PARTY!

The WHITE PARTY was Fulla Color...I saw to IT!

WHATEVER....Hollywood XTRAVAGAZA & HectorHexX XTRAVAGANZA sangwiched 'tween DIVA DAWN ROBINSON form "EN VOGUE" kick it up for LIMPWRISTED at the WHITE PARTY in PALM SPRINGS..."What's The T?" BITCH...you should be learnin' it by now...it's an ANTHEM! Now I did get an unfavorable email this week from a local CRANK/SKANK saying get over your global self...I SAY KISS MY SKINNY GLOBAL ASS Y'ALL! Told ya's all this DOLL is anything but PROVINCIAL....Bitches I don't even know how to be LOCAL....but LOCA....run Bitches you all know I'M CRAZY! Now GIT! But seriously...I had a great month, busy week last week, very proud of myself. Crossing the border & having SUPERSTEIN represented on such a big scale makes my toes curl with excitement, it's not something that happens every day and yes EVERYDAY IS SATURDAY NIGHT...but I can't wait for SUNDAY MORNIN'..................PEACE BITCHES!

Emily Post can teach you manners, me I'll just HOUSE YOU!

So just so it is all clear for everyone. MANNERS & RESPECT will get you very far in this world....being an IGNANT MOTHER F**KER gets your ass kicked...ya HEARD! I mean there are so many of you DOLLS out there running around so F**KED UP...if I read any more letters about me I'm going to have to be HOSPITALIZED because thay are so laughable...ENUF ALREADY. Carry On serving ...carry on. Myself I'm busy planning work all over the WORLD....I'm an INTERNATIONAL WHORE on a GLOBAL SCALE....nothing PROVINCIAL for this BLUE BLOOD and yes I DO NOT APPROVE of ANY of the PARTY DRUGS many are doing....but that's just me, but ignore the TINA POSTERS everywhere & seminars & health alerts..just carry on 'cause there's NOTHING to back up what I'm talking about...huff & snort whatever you little piggies can get up your noses & orifices...see you on your way down the RUNWAY to EMERGENCY! That's a FUN PARTY. Last Night was DIVINE & we all had a FULL BASKET....let it be known shortly before last call I had a COMPLETE GLASS BREAKING Mary Kate Olsen FIT.....it takes alot to get me going...but PUSH MY BUTTON & WATCH! L8RRRR! the picture of the FORK is taken by my friend JP in NYC....if you enjoy a meal it's polite to turn the FORK over to let the Host know you enjoyed the meal & have some sense of class & breeding. If you didn't know this then join the COMMON TRASH LINE. It's never gracious if for some reason you don't like the meal to ram the fork into the HOSTS FACE...although it sounds like a FIERCE SCENE to create....that could wind you up in jail. Now could everybody GET A GROOVE, STICK ON IT & GET OFF MY DRESS!