SHMUTAH...From Rags To Runway!

Looks Like Weave got Another One...Sunday December 17, 379 Yonge St. REMINGTONS. Later Y'All....May Peace Prevail On Earth!

La Isla MADONNA!

O.K. last nights MADONNA VERONICA LOUISE CHICCONE PENN RICHIE concert was off the HOOKER! If everyone isn't out today in a mauve lycra bodysuit bedazzled fer days & breakin' out in fits of HUNG UP then I'll just be carrying on with my day. LOVED IT! Everyone must ckeck out www.thefarmonmainstreet.com it's the way coolest awesome CRAFTY thing around...it's run by New Yorks SEXY SULTRY Daniel Cartier & Crew and it's somethin'. You can hear Daniels sweet tunes at myspace.com/danielcartier. I really like his vocals...he's a scruffy dish of GORGEOUS lathered in LOVE...LOVE HIM! For me I'm right busy with the organizing of SHMATAH...from Rags to Runway....we'll be hoppin' 'round the Hanukah Bush this year is alls is I'm say sayin' you know what I'm say sayin'? It's so SUNNY and we're blessed with the awesome Fall Colours still...they rock...take a moment to look around you City People...it's a GORGEOUS WORLD! If you can in this life help others, if you can't don't hurt them. May PEACE Prevail On Earth!

RUN BITCHES...THEM IS GUN SHOTS I HEAR!

OK Toronto now you are really pissing me off.....on my way from one project to another I'm at Shuter St & Church heading to Victoria & what to everyones HORROR is a hail of bullets....RUSH HOUR........ MOTHER FUCKERS! I am PISSED, everything aside it looks like this one's getting a FLAME THROWER for Christmas. I don't want to RANT on this blog but let's get real....if you know me you're going to listen to me! This VIOLENCE is for real...in our faces everyday on every street...we are only igorant & naive to think otherwise. WAKE THE HELL UP. TAKE BACK THE STREETS....I'm one crazy Mother Fucker you don't want to come across if I'm not Feelin' Ya! BE SAFE PEOPLE!

TORONTO ARE YOU SERIOUS?

OR ARE YOU TURKEY, WHAT'S UP JOYCE.....

Gettin' Settled & Editing!

Had a fantastic weekend....way too much to get in to now...and really not the time to be writing. BUSY today Y'All. Here's some pics from Simon Rojas sweet sexy Birthday Bash....was GORGEOUS! I'm through for now....maybe later today.....L8RRR! You know these things piss me off sometime....wait I'll try to add a photo of Simon...his wouldn't come out...tuff BITCH! OK now this blog is on CRACK...look there's me & Simon twice already....That's me & Simon, Me & Michael Trouble Wilson & Andrew....Muffin D'Amour who knew! Buncha' Frickin' Potatoes from N.B. if ya axe me!

Church Street Is Spilling Over? More Like Closing Down!

Go Away People. I read all the local rags here from cover to cover and it appears all Hell Broke Loose this Halloween on Church St. Please don't tell me even Halloween is starting to attract loads of heteros and their baby strollers, cameras, and then there's the desperatre trolls always out to photograph a bare naked titty. Oy Vey already. Personally I would have thought the closing of ACTION and Daniel Bellevance's up up & away routine would be good for Gossip, if not Cold Hard Facts....people are more concerned about the latest "Not Party" than being ripped off. Start palnning carefully All Y'All 'cause it's just about now that the Career Thieves that once tried to run our PARTY scene into the ground I might add...I'll be sniffin' the bastards out & they better pray not to show their faces in this community because I'll be on a bullhorn. But in all seriousness Folks...plan your New Years Eve well. The rumours to reopen ACTION have silenced any voice of the Gay Community in the event that these voices may need a venue in the future and ACTION won't close forever. Maybe that's how this city runs...on shade & lipservice. From my experience in Toronto there are very few people with Passion for the scene, it's full of DRUGS and I for one am a huge HEAD but all this other shit going around...CARRY ON....you'll all see how soon just how far down it brings you, and so many of you in this city call yourselves Professional...you are HYSTERICAL if nothing. TRUST! LATER! MUCHACHA MUCH!

It's Like Planning A Wedding HELLO!

Well Y'All...there is still no date being announced for the SUPERSTEIN event...but rumour has it that on Hanukah Eve there could be some colliding dreidels. OY VEY....I'm up to my elbows in patterns & samples....we're really excited & a little overwhelmed...PRESSURE is always building. At the sime time as the SUPERSTEIN throw down I'm going to give All Y'All a sneak peek at my never seen before ARCHIVES. SUPERMODELS like you ain't never seen them....one night only. Later....Bitches!

UGLY BETTY is on tonight....how awesome is that? My God I never had MOD purple braces...mine were just plain & hideous...I had no idea braces had become so FUNKY...I can only imagine the HEADGEAR of today! It's positively putrid outside...wet, dreary and a good night to stay in.

WURD UP!

Well here's a HAPPY picture of me...but stunning none the less....just got off the boat from Toronto island and that's some swirl-o-hair DUDE! SUPERSTEIN has me locked up daily making patterns & cutting samples, we've got quite a few on the rack, they fit & are ready to go to silkscreener then sample maker then runway. SCHMUTAH...from RAGS to RUNWAY...dates coming soon.
May Peace Prevail On Earth! Simon's Birthday is comin' this Saturday!

GAWD Bless AMERICAHHHH!

First of all this picture is my absolute favorite new photo...it's not the Flag Y'All so put yer shot guns down...it's Maha's t-shirt. Well it would appear some sun will shine upon America as Donald "Bombsfell" Rumsfeld resigns...the DEMOCRATS kick some arse and pound some Bush...Evangelical Freak Ted Haggard gets his oral fixation & new high from sucking on exhaust pipes of Hill Billies Pick Up Trucks, he gives Meth and Hookers a Hideous name...Britney Speared K-Fed and Alicia Keyes is fed up with all the Sick Attention Paid to people helping in Africa....key word HELPING...can I get a HOLLER! We are living in a world that creates words like Madoption over night, tension everywhere is out of control, yet somehow life is really amazing & precious...I'm Thankful that I'm in a place I love and all is safe and peaceful and yes indeed God Bless America for waking up a wee bit. UGH...and a reality check Y'All....America's Next Top Model is a Reality show & really has nothing to do with modeling....someone throw Tyra an ankle length poncho or a Trim Spa Campaign already...she's HUGE! I'm havin' a sandwich! G'night! Have a safe flight LIMP!

Can't help it...the Girl Can't help it...She makes Grandpa Feels like 21...Can't help it ...The GURL Can't help it!

We Don't Serve No SHRIMP & we ain't Givin' No BISCUIT & them ain't no Corn Chip Nail Tips HELLO!

WE ALL MARCH TOGETHER!

I'm literally speechless. Go to www.greygardensthemusical.com and if pictures are worth a thousand words then enlighten yo-selves. If you haven't seen the documentary then go get it. This people is Front Row Society. The December issue of Vanity Fair ROCKS. My GAWD, I've photographed Kate Moss, Linda Evangelista, Carolyn Murphy, Benjamin Lui, Todd Eberle, Bob Colacello, Brooke Astor, & Sylvia Miles all currently featured in ad campaigns or editorials. I'm busy at work on my book that everyone wonders about. What exactly does John do with all those photos that few have seen, you'll all see....we're done & going into the design stage of the book, then the printing & yadda yadda yadda. I'M STOKED, EVEN JUICED! May Peace Prevail On EarthY'All! Mama Used To Say Sayin'!

GOOD KARMA

Well with all the She-Nanigans going on in Club Land all is O.K. & jammin' fine with me. My Art Installations are going to be secured & once again at Hombre World Headquarters. Imagine my Sweet Charm even melts the Bailer & the Lawyer Mahn....PEACE! Mr. Gurda Bellanger is off like a Prom Dress to Mexico to throw down that MADNESS called LATIN FEVER. GURL....I know a little somethin' about Latin Fever...I'm in a sweat & have a permanent Temperature for the Peurto Rican boys if ya know what I'm say sayin'? Best of luck Gilles! In the event that any of you have a Hate-On for Gilles or Murray, it's not necessary. They tried along with lots of local talent to float a sinking ship...but the Captains (Daniel & David)didn't pay their bills so she SUNK. I applaud Gilles & Murray for the enormous effort...and for those of you who may think I'm kissing their arse because I did an Art Installation for them, well I'll be the first to say that I did those for the sheer thrill of having fun and doing my part, and I wouldn't kiss either of their arses even if they were full of oxygen & I was suffocating...HOMEY don't go there! I'm Professional & the last time I checked WHORE wasn't on my resume(Although it is my favorite word!). WURD! There was no pay involved, not because they didn't offer because they did, but because I wanted them to have something that is if not me, something very me at the entrance of their Much Applauded Huge Effort. Thank You to both of you for the wee bit of fun any of us may have had while you two were trying your best! Also I'd like to Thank those of you that commented on my installations....that's worth more and that's the kind of pay this HOOKER is after. ALIBI is jammin' on FRIDAY nights with local dj's DeKoze & JAMAL. It rocks till about 5am and it's a good sized space. VICE is bursting at the seams with the overflow of local HOMOS having one less Watering Hole to work. VICE is very big for the Church/Wellesley corner, the dance floor grows all the way back to the club if necessary....when it's packed it's CRAZY. There's lots of places to go...I'm not turning this into a "go here and go there"...you all go where ever you want. The only male Dancer bar in town is REMINGTONS for any locals or tourists it's at 379 Yonge St. Awesome Boys that span the Globe....a Gorgeous Spice Rack...come sample the Exotic Flavour. I've had a hard week Y'All....and it's only Tuesday...SWEET JESUS! Where's my Bobble Head? Well for those of Us that Always Party Like it's 1999...it's only Tuesday....which is like my Sunday...go figure.

PEACE...LOVE....AND HAIR GREASE! Later Bitches!

How Gorgeous Is Today Y'All? UGH LIMP leaves soon!

Just a quickie....as one T leaves another arrives...and all the trees change and look another season is upon us. Green T..What's the T? Plans for the GARDEN are gettin' planned....Oh my GAWD...Project Runway is on now...! GAG! Snort! OINK! Heave! Heidi-Ho!

"It's Just Wroang!"Eric Cartman. INSPIRATIONAL WURD! Can I Get An AhMahn?

Yesa Folks "It's Just Wroang!" With all these Turrble Wroangs going on in the WORLD let us not forget it is still a Beautiful Land. For all the Turds out there, TRUST there are far more PEARLS! It only makes sense that What Goes Around Comes Around, Fight Nature & It Bites you In The Arse......and in all reality we are not living in a World of SMUG! Listen to Hybrid HOUSE, Medicinal House.....HOUSE it up......friggin' Track 16..."Love & Happiness!" Music Makes The World Go 'Round, Spin Yours Out Of Control!..."If You Can In This Life Help Others....If You Can't Don't Hurt Them!" Wurd! John Walke

Maybe I'm Born With It....Maybe I'm Christy Turlington!

SVG BUSTS OUT ON THE NIGHT! VISUALLY STUNNING!

This Is The Kinda Crack I Smoke...Highly Recomend It! It's All About Crack Not METH Mr. Haggard!

Yeah Kids so if CRACK IS WHACK then this is the SWEETEST CRACK of all....addictive yes but in a different sort of way Y'all! Real Gangsta Bum! Now this is also the same sort of CRACK not METH that tempted Crazed Huge Mary President of the National Association of Evangelicals Ted Haggard. Well the name says it all....she's one twisted OLD HAGGERED QUEEN! Eeeeew America you're TOO MUCH ALREADY!

Liz's Lipliner Rocks!

Heya All....just a quick post for now....we're in the final stages of announcing when the SUPERSTEIN FASHION EVENT will be held....as well as a terrific weekend of Stylish delish Evenings to look forward to. Mom's the WURD! Just a Quick Pick of QUEENIE as she Rolls Royces past me! Later Gurl! Fierce Lip Liner Liz!

WANTED..DANIEL BELLEVANCE & DAVE FLYNN...GET HER..GET HER! PUSH HER DOWN BACKWARDS & GET HER!

"I'll tell you What's The T?" The T is for TRUTH HONEY

SHADY MOTHER FUCKERS!

GET A HAUL OF THIS BITCHES! YA HEARD!

Heya All Y'all.....chillin' on a Wednesday....waiting for LIMP to come over for some Coffee & Talk. Just squaked to Muffin....ButterCup is livin' for the blog...BLOG ON! We're tilling the soil in the GARDEN...she needs a bit of turning HELLO. These are just some random pics that All Y'all will just be peein' yurselfs over. I MISS MONCTON, no...like..I really miss Moncton, I'm not MISS MONCTON! New Brunswick rocks....I learned to haul like the this in the field behind Kmart.WORD! So as for this PENTHOUSE & GARDEN Y'All....like I said the soil needs a bit of tilling, weave got a bit of ROOT ROT Darlin' and we have plans to switch our cycle for now from Weekly to Monthly with our next Shin Dig a SUPERSTEIN FASHION EVENT will be happening soon....this is the SHIT LEGENDS ARE MADE OF! Yes the tricks up my sleeve are endless...PREPARE! Now that we're on THE RAG, we hope you join us once a MONTH! We'll keep you posted!